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The following report takes place at an underground fetish party I attended a couple of months ago. I was pretty excited when I wrote it because my game had just changed and I had a major mental shift in what I believed was possible.

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Term: Scene

Definition: A staged situation where people who have previously consented set up a “show” for the participants and onlookers.

Cast of Characters:

Serendipitous: Yours truly.

Le Stat: My good buddy of 23+ years.

Dominatrix: My target.

Friend: Dominatrix’s best friend and my conspirator and wing.

CockBlock-Hopkins: The competition.

Scene 1:

A hot blonde girl has tied up her cross-dressing b/f to a stripper pole and is beating the shit out of him with a large leather whip.

Scene 2:

The hostess had carrots and celery and cucumbers and summer squash and finally, a whole eggplant inserted into her vagina and vigorously fucked until she came. I heard she later cooked and ate them. How’s that for not wasting perfectly good food?

Scene 3:

A guy locked in a pillory (“nowhere to be found!”- sorry, Megadeth lyric..) while getting his back lashed with a cat-o-nine-tails. We’re talking breaking skin here and bleeding folks. The dominatrix in this scene is the one I would [Click to Continue Reading…]

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lay-reportI wrote this Lay Report that may help others understand my text game. Closed her yesterday

Friday: Went to walgreens to pick something up. While there I ran into this really cute chick. Was talking to her for about 20 mins in walgreens.

Here’s a debrief of the interaction.

verbals: I opened her asking about her iphone, then cut it asking what was up with her eye- both were red, teased her about that, talked about travel, found out age, found out she graduated from my school a year after me, lots of flirting, found out her plans for later, brought up that I was going to get coffee and maybe hit subway, talked about passions and stuff, teased her about wanting to kiss me, she invited me to come out tonight, i told her I couldn’t, set up a date for sun, bullshited some more.

non verbals: she was hanging on my every word, she was ok with me invading her space, I was touching her arms, she kept biting her lips and looking at mine, she hugged me 3 times.

I had setup a date with her for today. She lives 5 mins from me. Picked her up at 3:30pm. Within 10 mins we were back at my house and already getting into it. Closed her moments later. Here’s the text exchange.

Me: Stop flirting with me and get back to shopping. ; ) (while in store talking to her)

30 mins later

Me: btw u owe me $3 for that coupon. ; )

Her: Well u can have the $5 one I just got after I used urs and buy me coffee with the difference. ; )

Me: Sounds good. Do u think starbucks would honor the coupon? Wink

Her: Most definitely…I’m a caffeine junkie as is so Dunkin probably would have worked too.

Me: Cool I hope ur right about them accepting it otherwise that would be a shame. lol Tonight at open mic r u going to get up on it?

Her: No! Not yet I’m just checking it out tonight. [Click to Continue Reading…]

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Edge – Lay Reports: My Perspective on Lay Reports

by Edge Mailbag

I think one of the things that sets this site apart from the majority of sites in this area (aside from having ZERO advertising/marketing bullshit) is the number of lay reports on our site. I want to share my perspective on why we put up the lay reports in the first place and dispel some [...]

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Legend – Lay Report HB Anal Asian

by Legend Lay Reports

It all started on a rainy Sunday. You know the ones that you are tell yourself that its not even worth going out on, but boy was I wrong. Every night has potential now in my book despite the rain and an off night it can still be good. The weather was crappy and there [...]

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Edge – Checking in, Audio is up

by Edge Lay Reports

Edge here. Man, this week was bananas! Crazy week. So Sunday I had a great time with a very lovely girl. Legend was having a little shindig with his buds and a bunch of girls. Chilled, played some strip poker and just hung out. Gotta love the strip poker – made me feel like I [...]

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