I wrote this Lay Report that may help others understand my text game. Closed her yesterday
Friday: Went to walgreens to pick something up. While there I ran into this really cute chick. Was talking to her for about 20 mins in walgreens.
Here’s a debrief of the interaction.
verbals: I opened her asking about her iphone, then cut it asking what was up with her eye- both were red, teased her about that, talked about travel, found out age, found out she graduated from my school a year after me, lots of flirting, found out her plans for later, brought up that I was going to get coffee and maybe hit subway, talked about passions and stuff, teased her about wanting to kiss me, she invited me to come out tonight, i told her I couldn’t, set up a date for sun, bullshited some more.
non verbals: she was hanging on my every word, she was ok with me invading her space, I was touching her arms, she kept biting her lips and looking at mine, she hugged me 3 times.
I had setup a date with her for today. She lives 5 mins from me. Picked her up at 3:30pm. Within 10 mins we were back at my house and already getting into it. Closed her moments later. Here’s the text exchange.
Me: Stop flirting with me and get back to shopping. ; ) (while in store talking to her)
30 mins later
Me: btw u owe me $3 for that coupon. ; )
Her: Well u can have the $5 one I just got after I used urs and buy me coffee with the difference. ; )
Me: Sounds good. Do u think starbucks would honor the coupon? Wink
Her: Most definitely…I’m a caffeine junkie as is so Dunkin probably would have worked too.
Me: Cool I hope ur right about them accepting it otherwise that would be a shame. lol Tonight at open mic r u going to get up on it?
Her: No! Not yet I’m just checking it out tonight.
Me: No? Where’s that sense of adventure and spontaneity u were talking about? Smiley
Her: It’s hidden behind a slightly shy side Smiley jack
Me: Lol I was thinking about my own sense of adventure. I’ll join u tonight for open mic b4 I go out.
Her: Alas I was wrong tho it’s not tonight Sad
Me: That’s a shame. I was hoping to drag u on stage for u to bust it out accapela. ; ) what have ur plans changed into?
Her: Yea maybe next time haha. I’m not sure what were up to now.
Me: I might be able to help. U planning on staying local or willing to hit the city?
(no reply)
Her: Hey u. Sorry I disappeared my phone died! I wasn’t ignoring u. I hope ur night is/was amazing…
Me: In the city. u?
Her: in bed watching a move
Her: Less exciting haha
Me: Ill be honest I like that ur confident in who u r
Her: I guess I’m pretty cool with how I turned out. U seem to be too. I like that
Me: That’s good. Cause that’s huge to me
(8/22)
Her: I’m a goofy weirdo so people either totally get me or don’t u know
Me: I totally feel u. I’m a very polarizing person. Like a magnet. People are either sucked in or I’m too much for them to handle. Smiley
Her: Same I’m kind of a nutty girl. I can have fun in whatever I’m doing but I do have an off kilter sense of humor and am naturalliy sarcastic…but I think u have a little of the smart ass gene in u too haha
Me: I have no idea how u realized that about me, u must be psychic! Smiley
Her: For sure…and u thought u were the mind reader….. Wink
Me: It’s amazing that we both have those type of skills. Quick I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 5, what is it? Smiley
Her: 3
Her: Usually I’d say 7
Me: That was close I was thinking of 5. It’s too bad thou, if u had gotten it right u would have gotten a prize….
Her: Nooooo….I guess I’m not as cosmically in tune as I thought. At least not numerically. I must inquire about the prize tho….
Me: It was going to be a romantic candlelit date at McDonalds. ; )
Her: Is there a consolation prize? I should really be consoled after learning the life crushing reality of my psychic shortcomings….shit that’s a cute prize.
Her: U sure u weren’t thinking 3? I think maybe u were…
Me: U just want that prize. It would have been awesome. Anything of the menu for u…under $6 of course….
Her: Well I’ve never underestimated the romance of a chicken nugget. I’m glad to see I’m at least a 6-piece…
Me: Ur worth the meal and an apple pie for dessert. I think they r still 2 for a dollar…
Her: Aww at that price we can both have on and toast chance meetings at the pharm counter…that’s totally extra value
Me: I like the way u think. U r by far the coolest person I met yesterday at walgreens.
Her: Well back at ya….and when u gave me that coupon….totally knocked my socks off…wasn’t even wearing any
Me: What can I say I’m a smooth operator. Just trying to make ur heart melt Smiley
Her: Melting like a Mcflurry….Hope it’s on the menu Smiley I can never resist boys with coupons
(8/23)
Me: Oh yea! I just woke up from an awesome dream. I dreamt I had an awesome time. Oh wait that actually happened. How was ur night?
Her: Hey u. What did u end up doing? My night started out good but my aunt had a heart attack n is in the hospital so lots of familiy stuff.
Me: I’m sorry to hear that. My condolences. I was going to ask if u wanted to get together about 4:30 but u should probably be there for ur fam. Hope she feels better soon. : )
Her: Thanks hun. Get coffee with me this week tho? I would like to get together with u soon
Me: I would really like that but I leave tomorrow for my denver/vegas roadtrip.
Her: Ur not free now r u?
Me: I’m headed back to arl hts from wicker park. I can get together at 3:30. That work for u?
Her: yeah u mind for a little bit? Get some coffee?
Me: Sounds good to me. If ur lucky I’ll help cheer u up. Wink
Her: I feel slightly lucky today….hopefuly that’s enough. Meet me at dt Arlington starbucks.
Me: Let’s meet at the starbucks near windsor *(there really wasn’t one lol)*
Her: U want to pick me up then cuz I don’t have a car right now
Me: Wil do. Shoot me the address Smiley
Her: (address) I can meet u out front
Me: Ok cya at 3:30
Her: Sounds great!
Me: R u ready now?
Her: Yeah just about
Me: Be there in 5
Her: I’ll be out front
I then picked her up, took her to my house to meet my dogs then to my room and banged her 2 times and got a blowjob.
(30 mins after dropping her off)
Her: I had fun with u today…we mesh well
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