The following report takes place at an underground fetish party I attended a couple of months ago. I was pretty excited when I wrote it because my game had just changed and I had a major mental shift in what I believed was possible.

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Term: Scene

Definition: A staged situation where people who have previously consented set up a “show” for the participants and onlookers.

Cast of Characters:

Serendipitous: Yours truly.

Le Stat: My good buddy of 23+ years.

Dominatrix: My target.

Friend: Dominatrix’s best friend and my conspirator and wing.

CockBlock-Hopkins: The competition.

Scene 1:

A hot blonde girl has tied up her cross-dressing b/f to a stripper pole and is beating the shit out of him with a large leather whip.

Scene 2:

The hostess had carrots and celery and cucumbers and summer squash and finally, a whole eggplant inserted into her vagina and vigorously fucked until she came. I heard she later cooked and ate them. How’s that for not wasting perfectly good food?

Scene 3:

A guy locked in a pillory (“nowhere to be found!”- sorry, Megadeth lyric..) while getting his back lashed with a cat-o-nine-tails. We’re talking breaking skin here and bleeding folks. The dominatrix in this scene is the one I would later pull.

Scene 4:

A guy and two girls. One girl in a short skirt, no underwear and see-through shirt has her hands tied up above her head to a pole. The other has her arms tied to a cross looking thing, but she is seated and her legs are spread. The guy puts a clothes pin onto the standing girls clitoris. There is a string attached to it that goes to another clothes pin. This one gets attached to the sitting girls tongue. Every time she moves she hurts her own tongue and the standing girls pussy.

Scene 5:

Flawless looking cougar is bent over with her hands on the table and gets flogged by a man in a kilt. She took some serious punishment, let me tell you. That guy beat her ass and her pussy until she was screaming.

Scene 6:

Another gorgeous dominatrix is whipping her slave boyfriend’s ass. She would move on to beating his penis. Lots of pain. LOTS OF PAIN.

Scene 7:

Using some fancy rope work, a man ties up and suspends a woman upside down, hog style. he left her there to be humiliated for a good hour or so.

Scene 8:

Two guys are viciously assaulting a young woman’s breasts by slapping them, pinching them, twisting them and even punching them. She looked no older than 18 and I swear she was crying.

Scene 9:

A fully naked girl is chained around her neck, breasts, waist and vagina and paraded around the rooms for the night. Occasionally people would be allowed to write degrading things on her with a Sharpie. I signed “Serendipitous ate here” with an arrow pointing to her vagina.

Scene 10:

My fav dom-chic in a lesbian scene licking, kissing and grinding her pussy on another woman.

Scene 11:

A dominatrix has a small black box in her hands with a small black wire running into a mans pants through the zipper. She turns the knobs and he keels over in pain from the electricity being run through his balls.

Scene 12:

A transexual man with breast implants in a cheerleader outfit with tits and man-junk hanging out. What else can I say?

Scene 13:

A girl gets tied up on the concrete floor and beaten and punished. This is the same guy and siting girl from the clothes pins scene.

Scene 14:

A woman spanking a man over her knee. First with her hand, then with a big wooden paddle. Ouch.

Scene 15:

A male and female couple, hands tied above their heads and in front of them, being flogged by a Dominatrix on their backs and asses until they were both bleeding.

Scene 16:

Two girls go from touching and kissing each other, to getting each other naked and finger banging each other until they ejaculated all over each other.

Scene 17:

A girl bent over some padded wooden thing, her arms and legs spread getting whipped and flogged until her ass was bright fucking red and she was squirming in pain and crying tears.

Scene 18:

14 people fucking in the same room. 10 of them coupled off and the rest of them in a Foursome.

Scene 19:

Ok, seriously.. I’m only a third of the way through this list but you get the picture by now don’t you? This was a wild, crazy, fucked up party with too much crazy shit for this LR to even handle.

So let me get to getting the Dominatrix out of the party. This older gentleman who looked like a skinnier and younger Anthony Hopkins had been talking to her for the last 2 hours. I walked over a couple of times and tried to get in the conversation but this dude just wasn’t cutting me any slack. I only stood around for a minute each time before heading somewhere else.

I decided to employ a different tactic. I mean, I had seen this girl before at other parties and was always attracted to her but never had the opportunity to talk to her. I was going to get this girl tonight no matter what it took. First I had to get rid of the cock block.

Don’t get me wrong, the guy was actually a cool guy. I feel a little bad about what I did, but not so bad!

I decide to employ a conspirator. I am sitting and see the other girl from Scene 10. I grab her and tell her:

Me: I think your friend is cute and want to talk to her.

Friend: Yeah, she was saying earlier how she thinks you’re one of the hottest guys here.

Me: No way, really? But Mr. Hopkin’s is all up in her shit. I can’t get a word in edgewise!

Friend: Yeah, he’s been talking to her all night. Let me go get her for you.

Me: Awesome! Thanks!

So she brings her back and sits her right next to me, but CockBlock-Hopkins is still there. So what does the friend do? She sits down between him and her and fucking wings me!! Touche!

So this is where Dominatrix keeps talking to CB-Hopkins. Friend gets up and takes Dominatrix with her. Later I find out that what she said to her. Meanwhile, CB-Hopkins and I cut to the chase. He cryptically says he is interested in her and I make him say it specifically. He probably hopes that by telling me I will back off. You already know that I don’t.

The girls come back and sit right where they were when they left, forcing HB-Hopkins away from Dominatrix.

Dominatrix and I get to talking but CB-Hopkins gets up and brings the friend out of the room, which by the way, has the 5 couples fucking each other and a Foursome with 2 girls and 2 guys in it.

I start running attraction on her but the CB-Hopkins comes back and sits down, minus Friend. Minus my WING!!

Ok… This guy handles his shit. I’ve got some real competition here. This guy wants her and it’s going to be a duel. If you wanna war.. You got it!

So the three of us sit there talking. Now, I want you to imagine Mystery Science Theater 3000, Except this is Mystery Sexual Theater 2009, and Serendipitous is your reigning host. Making fun of 12 people fucking right before your eyes when they can hear you and you’re distracting them is fucking hilarious! Kind of mean, but.. Fuck ‘em, they’re fair game, THEY’RE FUCKING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!! Hahahahaha

Dominatrix gets up and offers to get me a water. I tell her no. Then I decide that I should get up and talk to her while she’s away from CB-Hopkins.

As I exit the room with all these people fucking, she comes back in and sits down. Shit, that was QUICK! Another chance to corner the target lost. I better be quick too. Get my water and come right back.

More making fun of the people fucking. They were getting so pissed. This one girl was giving such lousy head and we just didn’t let it go until she gave up and the dude wrapped his sausage, stood up and stuck it in her! LMAO

I see my buddy Le Stat and grab him. He knows I want this girl and he knows the other guy does too. He knows what to do. He leaves and comes back a couple of minutes later and removes CB-Hopkins.

I know I have limited time to get this done and this guy could come back at any second because he’s just that determined.

Here’s where I turned the mother fucking tide..

I lean into her, very close to her ear… and I sniffed her.

Dominatrix: Hmm, that was interesting. What did you do that for?

Me: I was smelling you.

Dominatrix: Yeah, I heard that. Why?

From here on out, I dropped my voice to a lower pitch, slowed my speaking down and spoke verrry erotically to her. Note the pauses in my speaking.

, = a 1 second pause

.. = a 2 second pause

… = a 3 second pause

Me: I wanted to know.. what you smell like.. your natural scent.

Dominatrix: Ok, (laughing)

She repositions herself on the bench and faces her body towards me. She’s interested.

Dominatrix: What do I smell like?

Me: Aside from cigarette smoke… underneath that.. you smell sweet.

Dominatrix: I smell sweet?! (LOL) What else do you smell?

Me: Well, my nose is picking up your pheromones. It’s kind of intoxicating. (lean in for another loooong sniff)

Dominatrix: ~sighs a good sigh~ Pheromones, huh? It’s interesting that you say pheromones. Why is that intoxicating?

I turn to face her.

Me: Well, pheromones are a chemical we release to attract each other. It’s a very primal thing.

Dominatrix: How do pheromones attract us to each other?

Me: Well, when I smell yours, they go through my nose.. straight into my brain.. and they cause a chemical release in my brain.. triggering a euphoric sensation. It’s quite exhilarating.

Dominatrix: Really? Where do you feel it?

Me: Right here (motions around forehead), in my frontal lobe.

Dominatrix: Ok, let me smell you.

I pull her in to my neck and whisper in her ear:

Me: Put your nose.. right under my ear.

I shiver and whisper to her:

Me: It feels good when your skin brushes against mine.

Dominatrix: (giggles)

Me: Now.. take a nice, long sniff..

Dominatrix: sniiiiiifffffffff Mmmm…. You smell really good…

Me: (waiting)

Dominatrix: Oh, I feel it.. right up here.. oooh, this is nice.. hehe..

Then I made eye contact and moved in for the kiss. She was more than ready. I ended it early.

At this point the friend comes back. Apparently her boyfriend is fucking another girl on the couch. She’s telling him he needs condoms. He gets all chodey and says he isn’t going to fuck her. So what does she do? She goes and gets him 2 condoms and gives them to him. She kisses him and reassures him she’s alright and to go for it. She looks at the girl and says “You enjoy him honey, you treat him right. Take care of my man, you hear me? You make him cum his brains out!”.

So we watched that and I said how sweet her friend was for bringing her boyfriend condoms so he could sink it in this girl.

We get back to talking. Now I dominate the conversation. I tell her how I’m thinking of all the other reasons behind sex, things that we don’t think of or know about that dictate our lives. She’s enthralled.

I say that my friends are leaving and I’d like to continue the conversation outside of the setting. She obliges. I number close her. Then she comments about the iPhone and I run the Google Maps Routine. (I show her a ton of cool locations I have either been to or want to go to or are just cool.)

It is at this point that CB-Hopkins comes back. Re-enter Mystery Sexual Theater 2009 mode… I also keep talking about why we do certain sexual things and I’ve got her attention completely. CB-Hopkins gets up and goes somewhere.

Now though, my friends really are leaving, and we want to leave together. However, Le Stat drove me and my car is at his house. I go find Le Stat and tell him I’m pulling Dominatrix and I need to fit her into the back seat.

Le Stat: Yeah sure dude, I have the room. You know I got your back.

I love my friends.

During this time, Dominatrix is working out logistics with Friend and her b/f, who didn’t end up fucking that girl after all, and CB-Hopkins overhears that she’s leaving with me. Now he’s pissed. He spent all night taking to her. 3 or 4 hours, and I come along, talk to her for 30 minutes tops and manage to work it out in less than 10 minutes when he walked away. I pulled her right out from underneath him.

Hey pal…

SHE’S LEAVING WITH ME. YOU LOST. THANKS FOR PLAYING THE GAME.

But he didn’t get it. After that, he keeps hanging around her, while I back off and give her some space. She knows he knows she’s leaving the party with me and his behavior of hanging around and acting needy and shit is only making him look worse. He even follows her out to Le Stat’s car and is basically up her ass even after she sits next to me in the back seat, holds my hand and kisses me right in front of him. Shit, that was cold!

We drive to Le Stat’s house with the top down. This allows me to lean into Dominatrix and whisper dirty things in her ear. She giggles and says mmmmmmm…

We get to Le Stats house and my car. Now Dominatrix gets up to say goodbye to me as she thinks Le Stat is dropping her off. Instead of saying okay like a chud, I say that I thought she was riding with me to her house. She says okay and we get in my car and leave.

On the way there we talk and hold hands and make each other laugh remembering certain comments that were made about the people fucking. She also tells me wht her friend said when she she pulled her out of the room. Her friend said:

Friend: Hey, you’ve been talking to this old creepy Anthony Hopkins looking mother fucker all night. Who would you rather be fucking in the next hour?

Dominatrix: I’d rather be fucking Serendipitous.

Friend: Okay, well get back in there and talk to him!

We get to her house and we start making out in my car. I stop her and start talking. We talk for a couple of minutes and she says she has to pee and she could go in and come back out. I say that she can do that and that I’ll just find a quiet corner to pee in.

Dominatrix: Oh, I’m sorry! You can come in and use the bathroom, it’s okay.

Me: Okay, but don’t get any ideas. You’re not fucking me. Promise.

She laughs and promises. We go in and she offers me a water and we sit down on her couch. Pretty soon we’re making out again. She says she promised and I say I know, I’m leaving. I stop her and push her away, but she jumps on top of me and we start making out again.

No LMR. An hour and a half sniper pull from the craziest S&M party I’d ever been to.

Lessons Learned:

In this case, something spectacular happened that changes the way I view things. What changed? “This guy is already working her, I should back off and let him proceed.” changed to “If I want the girl bad enough, I’m gonna go for it no matter what.” “Beating out the direct competition was more beneficial than pulling another girl from an S&M party. The epic part is the snipering her out from underneath the guy who had 3-4 hours of his time invested in her and doing it in under 30 minutes of my time. I blatantly asked the guy what his intentions were, gauged what I was up against, and went for it. The guy was not a chode either. He’s an attractive, well put together millionaire who has far more to offer than me. I’m broke, have a primary and 2 kids! At least I’m well put together, haha.

Why did I succeed where he did not? Because I escalated and seduced her, whereas he was being the “nice guy” and “polite”, only showing intellectual interest in her. I’m intellectually interested in her too, she’s a very smart girl attending an ivy league school, and I took the next steps that he didn’t. Something else changed too. I have seen this girl at parties before and I would always watch her and wish that I could be with her. I talked to her once before and left thinking “She’s out of my league!”. The other night totally changed my perception, or rather, a previous decision I made, about what was possible.

So there you have it. There might be some places in the report that could be interpreted as bragging, though I was still just on a high and really excited when I wrote it. I hope you learned something. I know I did.

~Serendipitous

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We were standing there, the three of us, horny as fuck, just waiting for it to happen. Each of the girls open to it, damp underneath (they confessed later), me standing there plotting a way to close the deal. If only these poor girls at school knew the shit I did to them on a regular basis. Hahaha…

Credit where credit’s due, I first heard about sexual priming from Ratisse right here on this blog,  who read some scientific study about it. There you go.

Ratisse explains it as a way to gauge where you are in your seduction, the girl is either going to fuck you or she isn’t, and this can be used to tell which. He explained it as follows:

The Technique

Basically, sexual priming is maintaining the frame that:

If you continue doing (something she’s already doing that’s “turning you on”) I’m going to (do something to escalate towards sex).

Here’s an example of what you’d say to your target:

If you continue turning me on I’m going to make out with you.

If you keep making out with me I’m going to take you to the bathroom and jerk off for you.

or if she’s ready to be fucked:

If you keep making out with me I’m going to take you to the bathroom and fuck you.

There are different ways your target will react:

Active Acceptance of your frame

Passive Acceptance of your frame

Active Denial of your frame

An example of her passively accepting your frame would be her giggling.

An example of her actively accepting your frame would be her saying “What are you waiting for?”

An example of her actively denying your frame would be her saying “I don’t want to make out with you.”

If she accepts the frame, you can move forward.

If she denies the frame, you can either build more comfort and attraction or find another target, depending on how you want to invest your time.

- Ratisse

Anyway, the way the study went for the report was they showed people pictures of normal things, then they showed them pictures of sex. Afterwords they measured the increase in desire for sex in the people who saw the trigger pictures. They concluded that the desire to have sex can be triggered by an outside stimulus.

I’ve been experimenting with it at school for the last few weeks and I’ve had varying results, one of which would have resulted in a threesome had it not been for logistics. I did not use it the exact way Ratisse did. I just talked about sex in a way that caused the girls to imagine themselves having sex or me having sex.

Here’s what happened that day:

It started early on in the day when I turned the conversation sexual (as is my usual m.o.). I was talking with SchoolGirl (whom I’d already closed, the reports around here somewhere) and our mutual friend Pornstar (an inside joke).

Schoolgirl and I were talking to Pornstar about our experiences and she was asking tons of questions as she is less experienced but still not a virgin. The conversation continued off and on at various points throughout the day.

By the time school was letting out, we had made plans to hang out and keep talking. Unfortunately, we were confined to the parking garage since I live with my g/f and they still live with their parents.

The conversation continued about sex until Pornstar said she was extremely horny. Schoolgirl said she was too and I admitted the same. Then they both stood around, waiting for something to happen. Had there been a place to fuck, (you can’t have a threesome in a car, it was too cold and neither of us could afford a to get a room) I would have been able to escalate them both, instead, I went home and fucked my girlfriend twice and jerked off. The other two drove home together, still talking about sex. Pornstar was dropped off, Schoolgirl went home and neither of them got any. Needless to say that since then then I’ve been touching them in sexual ways and teasing them, egging them on.

Schoolgirl and I are down for a threesome with Pornstar, and Pornstar admitted to Schoolgirl she would do it to. Unfortunately this won’t happen until we find a place to fuck. Schoolgirl and I are much more touchy-feely with Pornstar since then, so it’s only a matter of time until the deal is sealed.

So in a nut shell:

- Talking about sex long enough,

- Getting her to imagine doing those things and

- Being accepting and non-judgmental of her questions, experiences and desires

will get her rearin’ to go.

Oh, and having a co-conspirator too will help.

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~Serendipitous

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I wrote this Lay Report that may help others understand my text game. Closed her yesterday

Friday: Went to walgreens to pick something up. While there I ran into this really cute chick. Was talking to her for about 20 mins in walgreens.

Here’s a debrief of the interaction.

verbals: I opened her asking about her iphone, then cut it asking what was up with her eye- both were red, teased her about that, talked about travel, found out age, found out she graduated from my school a year after me, lots of flirting, found out her plans for later, brought up that I was going to get coffee and maybe hit subway, talked about passions and stuff, teased her about wanting to kiss me, she invited me to come out tonight, i told her I couldn’t, set up a date for sun, bullshited some more.

non verbals: she was hanging on my every word, she was ok with me invading her space, I was touching her arms, she kept biting her lips and looking at mine, she hugged me 3 times.

I had setup a date with her for today. She lives 5 mins from me. Picked her up at 3:30pm. Within 10 mins we were back at my house and already getting into it. Closed her moments later. Here’s the text exchange.

Me: Stop flirting with me and get back to shopping. ; ) (while in store talking to her)

30 mins later

Me: btw u owe me $3 for that coupon. ; )

Her: Well u can have the $5 one I just got after I used urs and buy me coffee with the difference. ; )

Me: Sounds good. Do u think starbucks would honor the coupon? Wink

Her: Most definitely…I’m a caffeine junkie as is so Dunkin probably would have worked too.

Me: Cool I hope ur right about them accepting it otherwise that would be a shame. lol Tonight at open mic r u going to get up on it?

Her: No! Not yet I’m just checking it out tonight.

Me: No? Where’s that sense of adventure and spontaneity u were talking about? Smiley

Her: It’s hidden behind a slightly shy side Smiley jack

Me: Lol I was thinking about my own sense of adventure. I’ll join u tonight for open mic b4 I go out.

Her: Alas I was wrong tho it’s not tonight Sad

Me: That’s a shame. I was hoping to drag u on stage for u to bust it out accapela. ; ) what have ur plans changed into?

Her: Yea maybe next time haha. I’m not sure what were up to now.

Me: I might be able to help. U planning on staying local or willing to hit the city?

(no reply)

Her: Hey u. Sorry I disappeared my phone died! I wasn’t ignoring u. I hope ur night is/was amazing…

Me: In the city. u?

Her: in bed watching a move

Her: Less exciting haha

Me: Ill be honest I like that ur confident in who u r

Her: I guess I’m pretty cool with how I turned out. U seem to be too. I like that

Me: That’s good. Cause that’s huge to me

(8/22)

Her: I’m a goofy weirdo so people either totally get me or don’t u know

Me: I totally feel u. I’m a very polarizing person. Like a magnet. People are either sucked in or I’m too much for them to handle. Smiley

Her: Same I’m kind of a nutty girl. I can have fun in whatever I’m doing but I do have an off kilter sense of humor and am naturalliy sarcastic…but I think u have a little of the smart ass gene in u too haha

Me: I have no idea how u realized that about me, u must be psychic! Smiley

Her: For sure…and u thought u were the mind reader….. Wink

Me: It’s amazing that we both have those type of skills. Quick I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 5, what is it? Smiley

Her: 3

Her: Usually I’d say 7

Me: That was close I was thinking of 5. It’s too bad thou, if u had gotten it right u would have gotten a prize….

Her: Nooooo….I guess I’m not as cosmically in tune as I thought. At least not numerically. I must inquire about the prize tho….

Me: It was going to be a romantic candlelit date at McDonalds. ; )

Her: Is there a consolation prize? I should really be consoled after learning the life crushing reality of my psychic shortcomings….shit that’s a cute prize.

Her: U sure u weren’t thinking 3? I think maybe u were…

Me: U just want that prize. It would have been awesome. Anything of the menu for u…under $6 of course….

Her: Well I’ve never underestimated the romance of a chicken nugget. I’m glad to see I’m at least a 6-piece…

Me: Ur worth the meal and an apple pie for dessert. I think they r still 2 for a dollar…

Her: Aww at that price we can both have on and toast chance meetings at the pharm counter…that’s totally extra value

Me: I like the way u think. U r by far the coolest person I met yesterday at walgreens.

Her: Well back at ya….and when u gave me that coupon….totally knocked my socks off…wasn’t even wearing any

Me: What can I say I’m a smooth operator. Just trying to make ur heart melt Smiley

Her: Melting like a Mcflurry….Hope it’s on the menu Smiley I can never resist boys with coupons

(8/23)

Me: Oh yea! I just woke up from an awesome dream. I dreamt I had an awesome time. Oh wait that actually happened. How was ur night?

Her: Hey u. What did u end up doing? My night started out good but my aunt had a heart attack n is in the hospital so lots of familiy stuff.

Me: I’m sorry to hear that. My condolences. I was going to ask if u wanted to get together about 4:30 but u should probably be there for ur fam. Hope she feels better soon. : )

Her: Thanks hun. Get coffee with me this week tho? I would like to get together with u soon

Me: I would really like that but I leave tomorrow for my denver/vegas roadtrip.

Her: Ur not free now r u?

Me: I’m headed back to arl hts from wicker park. I can get together at 3:30. That work for u?

Her: yeah u mind for a little bit? Get some coffee?

Me: Sounds good to me. If ur lucky I’ll help cheer u up. Wink

Her: I feel slightly lucky today….hopefuly that’s enough. Meet me at dt Arlington starbucks.

Me: Let’s meet at the starbucks near windsor *(there really wasn’t one lol)*

Her: U want to pick me up then cuz I don’t have a car right now

Me: Wil do. Shoot me the address Smiley

Her: (address) I can meet u out front

Me: Ok cya at 3:30

Her: Sounds great!

Me: R u ready now?

Her: Yeah just about

Me: Be there in 5

Her: I’ll be out front

I then picked her up, took her to my house to meet my dogs then to my room and banged her 2 times and got a blowjob.

(30 mins after dropping her off)

Her: I had fun with u today…we mesh well

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It all started on a rainy Sunday. You know the ones that you are tell yourself that its not even worth going out on, but boy was I wrong. Every night has potential now in my book despite the rain and an off night it can still be good.

The weather was crappy and there were only a few people at the bar so it stated out as more of boys night out just chilling. I am sitting at a table chilling with my old high school friend when these two hot Asian girls walk in and stand next to the bar. I get my “I should approach adventurous feeling” inside, so I get up to get more drinks and walk over next to them.

They are both a little shorter then me one of them is super hot even though she is dressed down in jeans (HBAA) about 5’5″ and a 110 lbs real skinny with decent sized breasts for an Asian girl. The other one looks like she would be good if she just lost 20 pounds.

I open them with Edge’s who gets served first opener/game and of course I do since I know the bartender. This gets them laughing and I immediately have value in there eyes. I quickly invite them over to sit down at our table. We sit down and I accomplishment intro them to my high school friend. Before I finish the fat one starts getting all excited. Turns out she knows my buddies ex girlfriend so we all immediately have something in common to talk about. I guess small cities have their advantages as long as its not me that they know. I like to always be able to make a good first impression.

Its amazing what a common friend will do to make strangers into new best friends with out any work. I can’t get over it. We shoot the shit for about an hour. I am talking to HBAA and the other two are keeping themselves occupied. Smooth sailing all the way through. No back flip flying cube routines or Amoging this time. I number close HBAA and we head out when it nears closing time. I didn’t think much of it was all so laid back and chill. The whole time it was just like we were all old friends telling jokes, stories and laughing. Looking back on it this is how it should be. Once you create a common ground then you are in rapport and just lay back and vibe it out. Save the crazy fast paced jokes for the very very beginning of the interaction then chill way out.

The next day I txt back and forth all day long with HBAA. I always start txting with “do you speak txt?” Turns out she is super into lost and she has all the dvds. I have never seen it so I bait her into showing me them. Something along the lines of “If its so cool I am coming over and we are doing a lost marathon. But you better make me food or I’ll get bored and leave. ”

Later that night I go over to her apartment. Its been chilly out lately so we get all snuggled up under a blanket to watch an episode of lost. I think that will be one thing I miss when I move to a warm climate the under cover couch grope session but I’ll figure it out. We talk about random stuff and some how get on the topic of how many pairs of shoes she has so I use that to bait her into taking me up to her room. Its great when you have an excuse to go up into her room or your room. I always used to use something along the lines of want to come up and see my liquor collection and bring girls up stairs. Anything is good as long as its not lets go upstairs and have sex now.

We go upstairs so I can see all her shoes. Classic bait and switch she doesn’t even bother to show me them she just lays down on her bed waiting. I jump on and we start making out and talking. Clothes come off no LMR. No problem.

Sexual teasing is the best.

I keep teasing her that I am going to fuck her in the ass well we are fooling around. She keeps saying no but I do it in a funny joking way so I can keep it up. Its all light and playful, her no’s start to turn to maybe’s. We get it on hardcore and I tell her again I want to fuck her in the ass and this time she goes okay. It was amazing she took it like a champ. Remember how you do this can make or break her wanting to have anal sex. Rule one lots of lube. Rule two start small and slow use a finger work your way up to two then once she is ready you can do it. They all will love it as long as you go slow and work up to hardcore anal. Just talk to her and go slow the first few times always making sure she is not in pain and you can train her to love anal.

I am going to keep her around for a while so I stay over. I think its important to stay with the girl after having sex with her especially if you want to do it again.

All in all the whole thing was very laid back and smooth. I never felt like I was trying which is good. The main point is I want to introduce more sexual teasing into every interaction. Its just innocent teasing but it puts the ideas you want in the girls head and who knows if she will say yes.

You can never know if you don’t ask.

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After talking with Edge and figuring out these current sticking points I felt the need to go back over the successes I have had in the past year and try to incorperate the key factors into my current skill set. This is my most memorable one. cross posted off a private forum, now that everything is being put out in the open Pictures and all.

Report:
Night one Friday.
Friday I came down to visit my buddy with on simple goal I am getting laid this weekend. We went out and ran 4 solid sets Friday got 4 numbers but nothing really interesting. I’ve become extremely picky over the past year after my last ltr. I have been working a lot of assholeness into my sets. Kind of like an extreme cocky and funny but basically I just say I am an asshole to girls and then they allow me to act like one. All this right from the get go practically.

Number closed this HB8diva in a 3 set and her two friends hated me but I got it anyway. They seemed to think I was too old for her. Only 4 years older no big deal but I could feel them being drag away girls. Later that night I got all three of them to come out with us but I could tell they were acting flakey and didn’t want to come.

I think I just didn’t demonstrate enough solid value. I tried to save it pulling them to a party and demonstrating massive social proof that I new everyone while pacing there reality but the age gap was too weird for her friends and they finally flaked out and bounced before I could get anywhere. So end of night one a strike out and me just playing a log of beer pong.

Night two

With my new persona I refuse to give up so back out we go the next evening. Its Saturday now and I have to make this happen time is running out and its do or die. Opened another 2 set got the number but the girls weren’t really hot maybe 7.5′s they could be back ups.

Finally I see what was probably a 6 set with 2 short girls and 4 guys. I open them with something stupid I don’t remember and start my hard core I am an asshole but the coolest person in the world vibe. HBlatin9 starts shit testing me immediately. She is from __ and I am from___ so I tell her we would never get along and can’t hang out EVER. She gets pissed so I give her a hug and then throw her off me. The guys start talking down to me but I completely ignore them and swing around to the other side of the set so I position myself with the two girls and then the guys farthest away. B is still standing there running interference with the guys being a good wing like always.

HBshorty8 is just standing there looking bored so I tell her she is very little and looks like a 12 year old. She gets all prissy but I just smile and keep talking. I continue with my I am the coolest person in the world vibe but they guys are getting pissed so I tell hblatin9 to put my number into her phone and call it. I tell her she is going to come out partying later tonight with me and she agrees.

Fast forward later that night. I invite her out to my friends party she says she is coming.. No show. I txt her again never mind your not invited. She txts back ‘wtf’ so I txt her I’ll meet you at xx in 5 minutes be there or I am deleting your number. She shows up with 3 dudes and hbshorty8 I give her a hug and we go inside to my friends party and have a good time. I roll off hard core when she is being bitchy and start hitting on other girls. Then come back and pump her state just constantly demonstrating that I am the coolest person in the room and that I know everyone who is important.

I find out she is a dance major. A+ in my book that means she works out. This is my new favorite I learned from mystery I used it on here and it worked soooooooo well. “I HATE you… come here (hug). So money. If I am going to pull this off I am going to have to venue change so I tell hblatin9 she has to meet my crazy cool friends who live upstairs in the same building so her and hbshorty8 bounce with me we some how lost the guys thank god.

I just over hyped the place like crazy always important. Got there introduced them to everyone and just being the center of attention and letting more time pass so we can vibe and get to know each other. HBshorty wants to go to another party so the three of us bounce to this other place. We get there and everyone is playing beer pong.

I introduce myself to everyone there and hbshorty8 is happy now because she wants to hook up with this kid alex there so me and hblatin9 just sit on the couch and vibing and drink we are pretty much all over each other by this point. I tell her that we should go back to her place and watch tv and she agrees so we bounce.

I keep teasing her all the way back telling her I won’t hook up with her. We get back to her place and its on. The clothes come flying off. No lmr. I love latin girls they try to be dominate but they want you to put them in there place and she is a bitter A+ one of the best lays ever. And she is into girls so we will see where this leads hopefully to a threesome soon.

I went out with a goal and had a rough take off but kept at it and got where I want don’t ever give up.

Bringing it all together:

There are a few key points to the success of this. Making her want me immediately for my social connections and Jealousy to instill the attraction then venue changing to time distort.

They key is persistence persistence persistence. A thing Edge and I have just started talking about. There is no NO. It has to be do or die. No messing around no living in a world where the set doesn’t open or where guys get in the way or we let the girls leave. Plain and simple I am the coolest motherfucker on the planet and you would pay to talk to me. You are going to and I am going to get what I want and you are going to love every second of it. Just do it.

We have to bring back persistence. There is no way this is not working. Find a way. Get angery at yourself build a fire and fuel it.

Fuel your fire and go after what you want and let nothing stand in the way.

If I can do that I can do anything.

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Edge here.

Man, this week was bananas! Crazy week.

So Sunday I had a great time with a very lovely girl. Legend was having a little shindig with his buds and a bunch of girls. Chilled, played some strip poker and just hung out. Gotta love the strip poker – made me feel like I was in middle school again, but nothing wrong with that.

I was laid back and bantered a bit with the girls. There was a feisty one in there who was giving me all sorts of shit at the beginning, but she came around in the end. I just maintained the frame throughout my entire time there that I was the prize and that all of the girls were trying to win me over. The result was that it became reality and ended up taking the feisty girl home with me.

Monday I had no sleep and was off my game. Truth is, there are no excuses, but it is what it is. I ended up Day 2′ing with the girl I’d met on Saturday outside the bar. I was off my game, not leading and it just did not go anywhere. Yeah, I made out with her and there was some second-base kind of action, but overall my game was choppy and poorly executed. She was pushing and pulling me, as a matter of fact and I was just a helpless buoy in the water. No matter, I learned from it a lot from her doing it, actually.

The audio from Tuesday, Friday and Saturday is up now… grab it and share your thoughts.

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